Retirement jokes

100 Best Retirement Jokes

It is a time when the person may feel nostalgic about leaving a place where he or she must have spent his or her life. So to keep retirement a happy space, introduce humor to the last Retirement messages and speech.?️

Wish a friend or colleague a happy retirement with one of these funny retirement messages and enjoy a laugh with them as they head off into the sunset

Ten fun retirement quotes with just a little snark on the side. Retirement - Living Life in Flip Flops

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. (Abe Lemons) A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job. (Ella Harris) I’m a little young for retirement. (Joni Mitchell) Preparation for old age should begin not later than one’s teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not […]

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One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn’t see where it went.” His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, “Why don’t you take my brother...

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Are you looking for some retirement card inspiration for your co-worker? We've curated a collection of retirement quotes and sayings...