Church jokes

Joke about Turkeys not being allowed in the church.

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

Have some faith-filled fun with these funny Christian jokes, religious puns and church humor that will keep you laughing (and possibly groaning) for all of eternity!

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While European churches may be world-famous for their historical value and architecture, the ones in America are known for their notoriously clever and hilariously funny church signs.

Looking for a heavenly good time? Explore our collection of church puns that will make your congregation chuckle and lift your spirits. Perfect for all ages and occasions. #ChurchPuns #ChristianHumor #ReligiousJokes

You don't need a higher power or a god to make a funny joke. With that in mind, check out the top 101 religious jokes that will make you laugh.

Now Mama, you don't have to go to church to go to heaven. Well, you don't have to wear a parachute to jump out of an airplane either, but it certainly helps. Mama's family!!!

Jokes don’t always need to be dirty to be funny. You can have funny, clean, wholesome jokes as well. Check out the top 62 Christian Humor jokes.

Three Pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first Pastor said, “Ya know,since […]

We gathered 18 of our favorite church memes for pastors because, let's be honest...we know you've seen things!

The pastor stood before the congregation and said;“I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.”The congregation got quiet. #funny, #joke, #humor

Bible puns give you the perfect amount of cheese and chuckle. You will find 37 Bible puns, and church puns and few awesome bible memes in there too! So, if you are looking for approved dad-jokes here you go! Enjoy these religious puns! #puns #biblepuns #humor #faith #bible

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for

Look at these hilarious church signs that will send you ROFL! #churchsigns #funnychurchsigns #churchhumor #funnyChristian #funnysigns #lol #laughoutloud #Christianfun

A Husband's Phone Rang In Church By Accident. -

A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in the bushes behind the church. When the little girl returns, her mother as.. #funny, #joke, #humor