I think this is really the first time I felt Tumblr was so incredibly accurate... And creepy and high as f_ck
"" I can't tell you the time because my watch is doing a software update" is probably the most ridiculous thing I've said all week "
The problem with dating these days is men have stopped acting like gentlemen.
"the internet has taught me more about feminism, gender, sexuality and mental illness than school and it shouldn't be like that"
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"My strict parents think they raised me to be respectful and polite. They actually raised me to be socially awkwardly and sneaky af"
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So my grandma just asked me if her new laptop will get too heavy if she downloads too many files from the internet.
"The little boy next door just opened his window and yelled "WHAT IS 27 + 4?" and I yelled back "IT'S 31" and he said "THANK YOU GOD LADY""
I adjust my personality according to whom I am around. No one knows the real me.
Yes, I'm a space junkie! Lol This is the Butterfly Nebula (NGC 6302), a bipolar…
"I'm the friend who everyone asks for advice.I'm the friend who listens.I'm the friend who has to go through everything alone because as soon as my friends vent their feelings, I'm disposable."
*SLOW CLAP FOR THE WHOVIANS*/// YAY! we won! what did we win? i dont want the internet...
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