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14 Times Russell Howard Nailed It

When the Metro broke this weird story. | 15 Times Russell Howard Nailed It

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Ok but imagine a series of short movies where people are in these places and paranormal shit keeps happening, or a web series where people keep getting transported and trapped, by some asshole entity or something, and can't leave until midnight, during which time random shit that they have to survive keeps happening, like ghosts, or a zombie apocalypse and stuff like that, idk I want to do that now :P

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"My dad just told me I'm adopted. He adopted me after his parents didn't want me. We're brothers."

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Father Writes A Letter To His Son In Prison. What Happens Next Is Genius. funny jokes story lol funny quote funny quotes funny sayings joke hilarious humor stories funny jokes

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Whale survives harpoon attack 130 years ago to become 'world's oldest mammal'

Or that the person who threw the harpoon had kept the artifact or had been given it if his relatives were from a long line of harpooners.

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captainarwenpond221b: “Human-Steve, you are… you are eating, but it is not one of your ritual fueling times. Are you dying? Is everything alright? Have you not been receiving enough sustenance? Do I need to get you better things to eat? Human-Steve, why are you trying to hide that food?”

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Ooh! I have a fun story! So my biology teacher used to be a zookeeper and she was with the camel one day trying to get it to do something. It kept doing something that she said was dangerous but she didn't say what - sorry. She got so angry with it that she bit the tip of its ear off! She always tells us that story when we don't cooperate. She's a badass.

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Public School. funny pics, funny gifs, funny videos, funny memes, funny jokes. LOL Pics app is for iOS, Android, iPhone, iPod, iPad, Tablet

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