Scratch that. If my status gets changed to "in a relationship," you better freaking make sure it's me on the other side of the screen.
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Just here for my amusement, sweetheart.
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'The smarter a woman is, the harder it is to find the right man.' I must be a genius.
Please excuse me while I go put my nurse face on before I deal with this clusterfuck of a situation.
I've needed to take way too many vacation days to recover from my "vacation" days this year.
I have the most amazing super power, it's call "I don't give a F*ck". Watch me use it.
Inspirational divorce quote. #breakup #trashthedress #single
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I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait, No ... False Alarm.