Oh, could use this one and often.
Funny Ha Ha
Repetition in writing is bad, but luckily the website proofreadingservices has created this chart of 128 words you can use instead of using "very" in front of various common words - it's very useful.
This is something I would say in real life... because I don't have a filter... inside thoughts become outside thoughts before I even know it!
Bitter, heartless bitch
Dear Teachers, Feel free to use me as needed in the coming week. We're in this together. Yours, Santa
Of course we can schedule another conference to discuss the same things I've been telling you about your child since the 1st day of school. | Teacher Week Ecard | someecards.com
I've been editing a lot recently. Just a little bit of actual writing.
Please excuse me while I go put my nurse face on before I deal with this clusterfuck of a situation.
Just so you know, teachers don't 'have the summer off'. They just do a year's worth of work in 10 months.
Keshs bed must have a terminal illness
I've seen monkey shit fights at the zoo that were better organized than this fucking job.