I have the most amazing super power, it's call "I don't give a F*ck". Watch me use it.

I have the most amazing super power, it's call "I don't give a F*ck". Watch me use it.

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someecards sarcasm | coma someecards1 For Lifes Sarcastic Moments, Use Someecards (25 Pics)

Do you live on Elm street? Because you're a f**cking nightmare.

Do you live on Elm street? Because you're a f**cking nightmare.

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I like to think I AM kind and compassionate...There are some people, however, who choose to have a pity party or gripe fest EVERYDAY, and THAT is when my "cup of care" is empty!!

I like to think I AM kind and compassionate...There are some people, however, who choose to have a pity party or gripe fest EVERYDAY, and THAT is when my "cup of care" is empty!!

This is for everyone who has not walked in my shoes, yet wants to share with the world everything I am doing wrong.

This is for everyone who has not walked in my shoes, yet wants to share with the world everything I am doing wrong.

All I have going for me is sarcasm, a terrible sense of balance, the humour of a 12 year old, a foul mouth, and really beautiful eyes. I'm okay with that.

All I have going for me is sarcasm, a terrible sense of balance, the humour of a 12 year old, a foul mouth, and really beautiful eyes. I'm okay with that.

LMAO! I'm still a people person, but it does get harder and harder to be one. I love everyone until you hurt my heart :)

LMAO! I'm still a people person, but it does get harder and harder to be one. I love everyone until you hurt my heart :)

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