Let's see, we broke your table at your house in McCormick...but so far our kitchen table has held up pretty well!
i just about died laughing haha
Sometimes a girl just wants to be bent over - funny quotes - http://jokideo.com/sometimes-a-girl-just-wants-to-be-bent-over-funny-quotes/
Funny Flirting Ecard: You would probably sleep better if we had sex.---is my husband the only one who comes up with these awful reasons why we should when I don
Sorry I wasn't listening... I was too busy thinking about having sex with you.
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Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you, I'd do you. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
Un romantic but quite true.