Free, Confession Ecard: Never underestimate my ability to do math incorrectly.
I've met some real pricks in my time but you, my friend, are a fucking cactus. | eCards
Top 49 most Funniest and Best humor Quotes | Just laughs fun and humor
You are offended by the things i say? Imagine the stuff I hold back...
I'm the kind of person who keeps calm under pressure and freaks out when everything is okay. | Cry For Help Ecard
I ate healthy and exercised today. I better fuckin' wake up skinny... | Cry For Help Ecard
"I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards
I've got PMS, OCD, and ADD. I want to cry and look pretty while I kill everyone, but I can't focus on that right now, I'm cleaning. | Family Ecard
Not totally useless