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You are like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches you but, nobody really wants you.

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Sequin bomber..or sequin bomb? These Kesha/skanky girl inspired photos hurt my eyes

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My boyfriend said he is beginning to feel violated by your skank stares and proximity stench. Please go be desperate elsewhere.

I love your outfit, did it come with a pole? I CANNOT WAIT TO SAY THIS TO PEOPLE! we could also say street corner.

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I'm thinking, cool bedroom for girls, but then I thought "stripper pole? WTH?". Then I realized it's a fireman style pole. I think...I HOPE it's a fireman style pole.

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