I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. Shakespeare
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More of your conversation would infect my brain. Shakespeare insults
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Brilliant! - Shakespeare Insult Generator: Thou Shall Say It Like Shakespeare
Shakespeare insults-- Myself, I like calling people "daggers of the mind."
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"Goest and Fucketh Thyself", ha, Shakespearian Humor.
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Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is.
A guide to insults first used by William Shakespeare