Me: "Honey, its really muggy out today." Wife: "I swear to god if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you." Me:*sips coffee from bowl*

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Me: "Honey, its really muggy out today." Wife: "I swear to god if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you." Me:*sips coffee from bowl*

Can we actually? First fight when we are married... Please?

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^true story. Although I did the same to him and made his sound like a Delak yelling "EXTERMINATE" and we're even....

^true story. Although I did the same to him and made his sound like a Delak yelling "EXTERMINATE" and we're even....

Aw! everyone on tumblr is so damn smooth, and I'm about as smooth as crunchy peanut butter

Aw! everyone on tumblr is so damn smooth, and I'm about as smooth as crunchy peanut butter

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