I love this argument - it works for gay rights, women's rights, fashion, food... Gonna argue with me about your bible? Better get in there and read it, peeps! Oh - and no cherry picking! Who are you to decide when and how your god's word is appropriate?
I strongly believe that your words have power in them, so whenever I feel the urge to complain I will often say the total opposite of what I want to! So on a beautiful morning like this one in which I'm in the very purest of health, I have to say that I am wonderously happy and that this in fact will be the best day ever!