I have a small correction, "when your uterus realizes you're not pregnant and bleeds a shit ton to punish you" because that's damn sure what it feels like!
[ You're Beautiful ]✧. Love Anika @i1uvMYFAMILY
sneezing on your period
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I'm not badass. You are. - That doesn't really matter to me... What doesn't matter? - That I'm a badass for going through periods. You're even more amazing by helping me when I AM on it. I am? - Yes! Of course you are!
"Sorry your crotch is bleeding."
Don't get all weird about a compliment...here I'll balance it out with an insult...your car is too clean and that just freaks me out.
This is disgusting but hilarious and oh so accurate. More