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somebody once asked me over the phone "are you human?" I replied with "no, I am a living vehicle who is gonna wipe out the human race" AND THEY BELIEVED ME!!!! some people...

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Old people at weddings always poke me and say: "You are next." So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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30 Problems Only British People Will Understand. #17 Is So True It Hurts.

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