KEEP CALM THERE ARE PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON THE RAINBOWS ...
somebody once asked me over the phone "are you human?" I replied with "no, I am a living vehicle who is gonna wipe out the human race" AND THEY BELIEVED ME!!!! some people...
The most satisfying photos. This is perfection to me
teenager posts. ♡< seriously in real life there are two people who don't annoy me. Two.
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Truth!!! Can I get a WITNESS!! シ More
Zoella | Pancakes 3 Ways
Old people at weddings always poke me and say: "You are next." So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
I wish I knew someone I disliked enough to perpetrate some of these gags on them.