"I prefer texting because it is the only way I can talk to someone and not get interrupted. The number of unfinished sentences I still have hanging in the air is ridiculous."
J.K. Rowling has mythical beasts in her new films, I may audition.
When it feels like every day is a battle of wills:
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
My son unlocks the door for me now when my hands are full. Little things...
Being a parent
"As a parent, it's important to ask questions like 'why are you naked and ripping up tea bags on the kitchen floor?'" - workingmom86 #funnyparents
Hilarious Facebook Parenting Memes of the Week - Perfection Pending
Other mums ... Me ...
I immediately thought of Andy when I saw this. The boy would rather be getting into trouble than playing with any of his toys.
My most enjoyable time, all the extra bedtime giggles and kisses as they fall asleep
Some days it feels a little bit more like hostage negotiating with a band of druken bi-polar pirates than actual parenting