I'm not pregnant it's just food you knw ....
Pregnant or Not Pregnant. That's the Stupid Question.
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9 photos that PERFECTLY describe how you're feeling at 9 months pregnant. Be prepared to laugh until you pee (which might not take much anymore).
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I have a small correction, "when your uterus realizes you're not pregnant and bleeds a shit ton to punish you" because that's damn sure what it feels like!
So true yet I can't stop laughing!