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your always on your phone. those rare times i text u tho, you hardly text back straight away like i do. no its ok tho, if… http://ibeebz.com

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"I cried laughing at this. My bioethics teacher made a joke that we could amuse ourselves by drawing on the back of our quiz while waiting for others to be done. I didn't know it was a joke and drew an elephant picking an apple from a tree. We had to pass them to the left and everyone looked at it and then at me. No one else drew anything."

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laughing getting oooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttt of control. ah this is awesome! like natural hyperness!

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This shit totally works! The vast majority of muggers are opportunistic - they are looking for an easy target, someone who won't fight back.

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...only don't because I feel like it would shatter by heart for the thousandth time via literature

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THESE MAKE ME SO MAD. WHAT?!?!?!THIS NEVER HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE. YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE SHE TEXTED THE WRONG PERSON *TWICE*. No. YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE HE BELIEVES THAT. THIS TEXT IS FULL OF LIESSSS THAT I WILL NOT FALL FOR.

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from The Funny Beaver

Funniest Minions Quotes Of The Week

*Missed a call* *Calls back* *NO answer* What, did you die within 3 seconds? - minion

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your always on your phone. those rare times i text u tho, you hardly text back straight away like i do. no its ok tho, if you got to finish texting your other friends first its ok. Dont get the bit tho that u really like me tho but wont reply back. yeah u work that bit out JIBLIP (name for someone)

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