Me: I'd better make this interesting. Me: trips over IV pump, crashes into wound vac, pulls IV out, blood everywhere... stands up, calls aide,tells family that pt is bucking the vent and that they needed a new IV. Me: well, my work here is done.
Well one day I was in class and I was going through an asthma attack and I started coughing really loud and bad and it was a long coughing fit and everyone including my teacher was watching me. When I finally got called to the nurse before I could even leave the room a kid in my class yelled "QUICK, EVERYONE PUT ON YOUR YELLOW HAZMAT SUITS!" (Or however you spell it) and then I yelled backed "I DONT HAVE EBOLA PEOPLE!" Them left the room very very annoyed. << omg lol
Advice to My Younger Self as a New Nurse: What I Know Now