He tends to sleep around a lot and hasn’t stayed in the same city for more than a season in over 10 years. Still, Lord Stanley is the sexiest thing on the ice. We all must wait until mid June to have him finally grace us with his presence, but it is 100 percent worth it. Lord Stanley takes the No. 1 spot. As a real and true female fan… nothing is sexier then Lord Stanley being hoisted over the team you adore heads.