((FC: Peter Dinklage)) Hello, I'm John. I train men and sometimes women, who are committed, into warriors. I live in the village and I work at a vegetable stand. I have a height defect so I am smaller than normal. I am always available so stop by if you like.
10 wonderful Tyrion Lannister quotes - Game Of Thrones Memes (this is better as the axe leaves him seriously disfigured in the books, as opposed to leaving him with only a small(ish) scar on his face.)