If you only knew how much swearing was stitched into your hand-knitted gift. Too true...
Big party over here. *sips coffee* *continues knitting* More
Emojis for knitters. If only these existed!
Housework is for those who don't know how to knit.
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When you want to knit, but you also want to slay vampires. Size 50 knitting needles! on Etsy (affiliate link)
I will not buy any yarn until I use my yarn stash at home, I said. And then I laughed and laughed. on Tan Quotes - 1.5" Pinback Button
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