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Knight in shining armor

Don't wait for the knight in shining armor. His armor is shiny because he has never been to war. Instead, look for the knight with torn and tattered armor. He is the one who knows how to fight and is sure to be the one who can keep you safe from harm.

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truth is ive never wanted a knight in shining armor. I want a man with armor bloody and dented, beaten and bruised. someone who fought and fights for something more.

"Hath you no faith in the greek gods?" The prince asked. The knight stopped, then replied: "I belieth in only onent god, and he is doth not belong to thee."

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Aluminum foil knights

My knight in shining armor turned out to be an asshole in aluminum foil

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