"Tommy, remember me. I can't hear you anymore. Hello?" My boss comes forward. "We are assigning you to a new kid or do you want to die?"
This doesn't even begin to scrape the surface of how awesome LJ's room would be when he decides he wants to stop sleeping in the bed with me lol
Compromise: She Wanted A Traditional Wedding Cake, He Wanted Superheroes >>> or in my case, I want superhero, he wants traditional
LEGO wedding cake. Bet Thing One would LOOOOVE something like this for his b'day!
Jon Snow, Ned Stark's Bastard Son, Forced To Join The Night Watch <<< he wasn't forced. He wanted to.
This guy's not even in his prime yet in my opinion. He's already one of the best
this is maybe my favorite thing ever
This Man’s Wife Stopped Him Doing What He Wanted. What Happens Next Is Gold. #funnypics #funny #lol
YouTube Star Pranks His Roommate For An Entire Week After He Pretends He Wants To Move Out JOE AND CASPAR ARE ON FREAKING BUZZFEED
Miss Me But Let Me Go- the poem gran had chosen for her funeral. Gets me every…