Shoot First And Next. And Last. And try to squeeze in some shooting in between the shooting. The point is, shoot everything, all the time, especially if it's fucking Greedo. And try to do it first, that shit helps. Han Shot First
You would change your mind too if you shot your best friend's dad and he blocked your laser bullets with his hand and then took your gun away from across the room!! I would have an existential breakdown!
WRONG!!!!!!!! The first picture greedy actually shot first. You can see it in slow motion. << nope that was in the remake. Han shot first in the original they just changed it to make him seem more heroic