Like most people in the free world, I am physically and mentally incapable of accepting that it is actually the holiday season until goop–Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle website that is known for encouraging women to steam their vaginas, among other things–releases its annual gift guide.
'Ethereal': Gwyneth Paltrow, 43, has given fans - and potential buyers- a glimpse inside her New York apartment, pictured, after cutting nearly two million dollars from its original $14.25 million price tag
Sounds great, right? Well, as The Daily Mail points out, the ingredients for this everyday smoothie add up to over $200 — TWO HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS. | Gwyneth Paltrow Just Posted A $200 Breakfast Smoothie Recipe On Her Website