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Good Jokes For Adults

This requires no explanation. Sort yourself out before you make false promises of being good for someone. You can't commit to anything, so don't give false hope to someone who needs you.

Harry and Voldetort (and no, that's not a misspelling)

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I detest intentional, adult liars. Oh, a "small" falsehood is ok? Joke's on you. Where there's smoke there's fire. The narcissist can be so good at lying he can fool a spouse for decades.

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I do what I want (26 Photos)

Nintendo Wii / Watch TV all day? Whatever. Play a video game for an hour? You should take a break.

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Where is Santa Claus in the Bible? The early Christians did not celebrate birthdays according to Josephus the historian. The early Christians were careful not to mix any form of idolatry or mysticism with the worship of God, and they did not use idols, icons even of Christ Jesus, and certainly did not glorify the death instrument he died on.

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If you haven't read "The Spoon Theory", please do an online search for it, right now. Spoon pain scale.

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"Hey Dad, I'm going to buy that $5,000 couch" = the thirtieth repetition of the "How to be an adult with finances" lecture

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