bwahahahah. Maybe that's why I'm so bloated all the time! Girls don't fart! ;)
I laughed way too hard at this
"I'm an attractive, well educated, classy, and honest woman... who farts, pees in the shower, forgets to brush, and wears the same bra at least 10 times before I wash it."
funny tumblr text posts sat on boy and farted
Im sorry, but this is just too funny and perfect for our family right now. Of course Id change the potty mouth part for the girls!
I am one of those women... Nah, sorry guys: I just let it rip.
What is wrong with that girl minions hair I mean it looks like someone took a bite out of it
"Be ladylike" Me: *Intentionally chews food as loud as possible and sit with legs as far apart as possible*
After laughing hysterically for about ten minutes, I just had to explain to my deaf cousin that farts make noise, after she let one rip in front of the guy she's been crushing on
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