After first date girl asks guy if they could just be friends, guy’s response takes her by surprise - 9GAG

After first date girl asks guy if they could just be friends, guy’s response takes her by surprise - 9GAG

"10 years ago I was the kid who sat alone at lunch, had no friends, got asked out as a joke, and had a ton of acne. Today I just signed a contract with Victoria's Secret."

"10 years ago I was the kid who sat alone at lunch, had no friends, got asked out as a joke, and had a ton of acne. Today I just signed a contract with Victoria's Secret."

When someone complained in Claridge's that a woman breastfeeding on a nearby table was offensive.

When someone complained in Claridge's that a woman breastfeeding on a nearby table was offensive.

One time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice, but I'm in a relationship so I just said no and he was like "no worries, take it as flattery then". THAT'S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck.

One time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice, but I'm in a relationship so I just said no and he was like "no worries, take it as flattery then". THAT'S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck.

I've gotta have a story like this somewhere... Does the time my maths teacher showed us why you can't divide by zero count? (Probably not, but it made 1=2, so the class's collective mind was blown)

I've gotta have a story like this somewhere... Does the time my maths teacher showed us why you can't divide by zero count? (Probably not, but it made 1=2, so the class's collective mind was blown)

I looked at the red haired boy, he's a murderer. He tilts his head at me and smirks. "I think your gonna be my pet." He says pulling me to my feet and pats my head. Pet?! Oh great. I looked at him and he flashed me a grin. "They call me Red, what's yours?" He asks and I blink with shock but I nod. "Snow." I say, my hair was naturally Snow White, but my eyes were bright green. "Good." He says before he knocks me out and throws me over his shoulder. "No hard feelings, Snow."

I looked at the red haired boy, he's a murderer. He tilts his head at me and smirks. "I think your gonna be my pet." He says pulling me to my feet and pats my head. Pet?! Oh great. I looked at him and he flashed me a grin. "They call me Red, what's yours?" He asks and I blink with shock but I nod. "Snow." I say, my hair was naturally Snow White, but my eyes were bright green. "Good." He says before he knocks me out and throws me over his shoulder. "No hard feelings, Snow."

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