People always say "there's plenty of fish in the sea"... Yeah but I got my eye fixed on that one specific, emotially distant salmon who has commitment issues.

People always say "there's plenty of fish in the sea"... Yeah but I got my eye fixed on that one specific, emotially distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Omaha Funny Minions (10:26:09 AM, Wednesday 06, July 2016 PDT) – 51 pics

Omaha Funny Minions (10:26:09 AM, Wednesday 06, July 2016 PDT) – 51 pics

If ugliness were measured in bricks, you would be the Great Wall of China.

If ugliness were measured in bricks, you would be the Great Wall of China.

About selfish and disrespectful people!!! Wish I didn't always try to be the bigger person...one day soon I feel it WILL go down!

About selfish and disrespectful people!!! Wish I didn't always try to be the bigger person...one day soon I feel it WILL go down!

Funny insult. I'm pretty sure this applies to most of the bitches in my school because they're not smart enough to wear waterproof makeup

Funny insult. I'm pretty sure this applies to most of the bitches in my school because they're not smart enough to wear waterproof makeup

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