Oh!...burn on someone.
People always say "there's plenty of fish in the sea"... Yeah but I got my eye fixed on that one specific, emotially distant salmon who has commitment issues.
Omaha Funny Minions (10:26:09 AM, Wednesday 06, July 2016 PDT) – 51 pics
I love the internet, because it gives you good comebacks for frequent arguments! lol
Saw this at school today... - 9GAG
If ugliness were measured in bricks, you would be the Great Wall of China.
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About selfish and disrespectful people!!! Wish I didn't always try to be the bigger person...one day soon I feel it WILL go down!
Funny insult. I'm pretty sure this applies to most of the bitches in my school because they're not smart enough to wear waterproof makeup