'The xx' are really just a British band called 'The'.
Of a certainty he 'beat the system'! You allow him to lay on the floor and eat rather than sit at the table!
"When you push a door that says pull and someone says 'you have to pull' like yea no my next plan was to start lifting from the bottom."
"My brain when I try to sleep: "All my bills. All my chores. All the stress. Who am I? What is the universe?!" My brain during the day: "Potato potato, ching chong tomato""
"I once sneezed, headbutted my desk and knocked myself out. I woke up to see my mum standing in my room laughing at what I had done. "
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