The third graders always told me that I was weird, but they never said it like an insult. The way they said it made me believe that they admired my abnormality.
Laughed so hard I cried!!! GREAT idea tho....free pint of Ben n Jerrys or Hagendaz would rock!! :)
Makes me smile....
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Unless you have a smile with a lot of gums showing, then just grin.
You gotta respect the honesty. Why? Simply because I think we all deserve one.."Regardless".
Funny - you're not cinderella, you're drunk!
Drink? It's Happy Hour!
Ha! I didn't have to stay married to someone that didn't love or like me and was too busy sleeping with other women.
Thank you very much. | "Row row row your boat gently the fuck away from me." -Unknown
Things To Make You Smile :)
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Love this. :)