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Too early for christmas songs but hahahaha someone who can sing record this for me so I can have it as my ringtone??


Me: Christmas is so stupid I'm not in the mood for all that Me: *hears one Christmas song on the radio*

WATCH: The Best Christmas Songs That Are Actually Funny

For every Christmas song that actually makes us laugh, there are about a dozen cringe-worthy Yuletide tunes that drive the world crazy for a month at the...


Last Christmas…

Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.


Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day you gave it away. This year to save me from tears I'll give to someone special.

Forget those sappy, happy #Christmas carols that make everyone feel all warm and fuzzy. These funny Christmas songs for adults are politically incorrect and not very suitable for kids or church.