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Listen Monday! You go find Friday and tell that mother fucker to get his ass back here ASAP!!

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Funny Breakup Ecard: Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You're tasteless, boring & I can't stop cheating on you.

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This is me on daily basis.... I hate boxed food and microwaving, but also have a complete lack of motivation to cook anything.

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"Please hold ... I suddenly have to go bang my head against a wall". | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

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