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LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...

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At least you're not as old as you'll be next year - birthday card, gift for him, gift for her, silly birthday card, gay birthday card

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17 Last-Minute Father’s Day Cards You Can Print Out for Free

Cards that are just like Dad: silly, sentimental and just plain awesome. I must…

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Happy day after your birthday! I purposely waited to wish you a happy birthday until today because I wanted to make your birthday last longer. It's not because I forgot.

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