Screw this shit; I'm going to Vegas bitches! | Farewell Ecard
I was going to joke about getting older but then realized I was OLDER so Happy Birthday my DEAR old but younger then me friend.
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LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...
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You have until August to work out the details...and get him in said box to Afghanistan...
Funny Birthday Ecard: From one fabulous bitch to another... Happy Birthday!
I don't feel like doing anything today. Except Gerard Butler, I'd do Gerard Butler.
Free, Birthday Ecard: I'm too fabulous for just one day.....it's a birthday week, precious.
I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that's who. Happy Belated Birthday.