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INFJ - I know I'm insanely inconsistent and you therefore think I'm a fake, but I love myself enough that I can live happily without your approval of my paradoxical existence.

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Some people only wanna be bothered with you when it's convenient for them or if they want something. Those people...they're not your friend. Lesson learned.

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Interesting fact, but I really don't think that that's the reason why people don't want to tell people their middle names. Usually they're just embarrassed and/or think it's weird or ugly. Personally I like mine, but most of my friends dislike their middle names

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I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.

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Skyler :3Dude, you were so drunk last night! | How drunk? | First, you took one of my mum's pineapples and started ripping it apart with a knife yelling: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE SPONGEBOB!!! | Then, you found a sponge and yelled: WHAT'S THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA!!! Thus, ripping it apart... | Finally, you took our neighbour's pony, named it Pinkie Pie, and rode it around town singing the My Little Pony theme song... | Well shit...

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