LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...

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Funny Breakup Ecard: You were almost my knight in shining armour. Turns out you were just a prick in tin foil.

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Thank you all for the birthday wishes! Now let's forget it ever happened so I can pretend to still be in my early 20's this year.

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Search results for 'Crochet' Ecards from Free and Funny cards and hilarious Posts | someecards.com

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It's ok darling, I know you're not a whore. Whores get paid, where as you give your shit out free of charge.

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