This is something I would say in real life... because I don't have a filter... inside thoughts become outside thoughts before I even know it!
My diet can best be described as; Unsupervised child at a birthday party.
Screw this shit; I'm going to Vegas bitches! | Farewell Ecard
Illustration from 'The Party', 1960
Shit! You're how old? That's like, dead in dog years! Try to have a Happy Birthday anyway!
I was going to joke about getting older but then realized I was OLDER so Happy Birthday my DEAR old but younger then me friend.
You have until August to work out the details...and get him in said box to Afghanistan...
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Never Smell Of Wee | Happy Birthday or Retirement Card #rude #funny