My diet can best be described as; Unsupervised child at a birthday party.
Screw this shit; I'm going to Vegas bitches! | Farewell Ecard
This is something I would say in real life... because I don't have a filter... inside thoughts become outside thoughts before I even know it!
Bitter, heartless bitch
Two secrets on your Birthday: 1)Forget the past, you can't change it. 2)Forget the present, I didn't get you one. (Someecards) Hahahaha, that's mine next month xD
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I was going to joke about getting older but then realized I was OLDER so Happy Birthday my DEAR old but younger then me friend.
someecards | ... escape from the womb. | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com | We Heart It
lol - giggles & fun
Never Smell Of Wee | Happy Birthday or Retirement Card #rude #funny
Rude birthday card - Dean Morris - Newsflash! You're old as f*ck | Comedy Card Company | Funny Birthday Cards | Humorous Cards
RUDE cards (beware bad language!)