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Ecards Birthday Funny

This is something I would say in real life... because I don't have a filter... inside thoughts become outside thoughts before I even know it!

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My diet can best be described as; Unsupervised child at a birthday party.

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Bob: Birthday Years Card

Bob: Birthday Years

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LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...

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25 Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo. 25 Happy Birthday Funny Quotes #Happy Birthday #Quotes

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My birthday is Sunday and I already feel Smonday kicking in!

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I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that's who. Happy Belated Birthday.

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Two secrets on your Birthday: 1)Forget the past, you can't change it. 2)Forget the present, I didn't get you one. (Someecards) Hahahaha, that's mine next month xD

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I don't feel like doing anything today. Except Gerard Butler, I'd do Gerard Butler.

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