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Fell Out Of|Funny Happy Birthday Card Another 365 Days Since You Fell Out Of A Vagina Hooray!! Better make sure their mum didn't have a caesarean section, or this joke becomes redundant. A hilariously honest happy birthday card for a friend or family member.

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from Quotes and Humor

Cute friendship quotes

Love those nights!!!

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And from facing the consequences of drunk decisions, unless they're drunk too then you're all screwed! ;0)

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from Boho Weddings™ For the Boho Luxe Bride

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 190

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 190 Posted on Facebook when my whole world decided to go bat shit crazy. Die full moon, die!

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so sad that anyone would pin this. we suck as a culture that makes girls think this!

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Funny text messages: don't drink and drive #FunnyTexts #Humour #Drunk

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When my friends ask if I want to get drunk!

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Yeah, dude. I mean, yup - things became ugly - stuff got messy - but we were so damn close to each other - Since November, things just spiraled out of control. I believe it was written to happen that way, but I wish for once, that both of us can defy destiny and just TALK one day. Just TALK! Because, all of a sudden - a conversation that was NEVER supposed to STOP, STOPPED. And, it's okay. I don't even want to be FRIENDS anymore. I just want to have one CONVERSATION. Last one. Cry my heart…

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I wouldn't get anything done because I would be asking everyone I saw, where they got their shoes because they are fucking cute.

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Friends don't let friends drink prosecco alone.

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