If you've ever read an equine "for sale" ad and wondered what they really meant, then this week's comic should enlighten you. For those of us who read most ads and just shake our heads, perhaps you'll get a chuckle out of this.
OMG I too once had a murderous Molly fish. Killed any other fish put in the tank with him. Then when he got moved to his own smaller time out tank, tried to commit suicide not once, not twice, but three times, by jumping out and drying up. Each time, he was found farther and farther from his bowl, and each time, he survived. Badass killer fish.