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“If you want to accomplish anything in life, you can’t just sit back and hope it will happen. You’ve got to make it happen.” ~Chuck Norris

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The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of All Time

If someone tells a Chuck Norris joke in the woods and he's not around to hear it, will that person still die at the hands of Chuck? Yes. Chuck Norris hears everything. Chuck Norris pictures, facts, and memes have become so common, it's hard to remember a time when the world didn't quake in fea...

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Chuck Norris asks, 'What would Jesus eat?' Discovers Christ ate 'healthiest diet ever developed' Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2013/03/chuck-norris-asks-what-would-jesus-eat/#RlrvIuOCG6i2yPga.99