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If you can't remember my name, just say "chocolate"...I'll turn around

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Or those evil red velvet pancakes at IHOP. And the waitress brought me a side dish of the cream cheese icing. She smiled, but I'm sure she hates me. #funny #dieting

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from 9GAG

Meanwhile in Norway

Funny lol -- Meanwhile in Norway Daily Funny jokes

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from My Modern Met

Artist Creates Food-Shaped Purses to Add a Tasty Touch of Whimsy to Any Wardrobe

Artist Creates Food-Shaped Purses to Add a Tasty Touch of Whimsy to Any Wardrobe - My Modern Met

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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree, so that makes it a plant. therefore, chocolate counts as salad.

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You're still deluding yourself, and trying to dupe everyone else. Keep diving deeper into your religious nut fervor, not only is it hysterical, I'll bet its driving your husband to drink MORE, wishing he could have been strong and chosen his path of happiness instead of hopelessness. Keep it up. You're a riot!!

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