"Eating dried noodles again? Trust me, anime ain't getting any realer because of it." "Oh my, buying all those chocolate bunnies for your kid? Prepare to get a salad-crazed rabbit in a few years." "You know that thing will make you night hell, don't you? Fine, fine, just checking." "... okay, this is the third week I've seen you buy pasta so COME HERE AND LET ME PET YOU YOU LONELY THING!"
This recipe makes for a delicious and easy nutty, toffee tart. It serves 8 and looks fantastic, so it's a great one for a dinner party or cosy family lunch. Buy cobnuts from Waitrose or at cobnuts.co.uk, but if you can't get hold of them, use hazelnuts instead.