Jeremy Shu-How Lin (born August 23, 1988) is an American professional basketball player for the Houston Rockets of the National Basketball Association (NBA). Description from imgarcade.com. I searched for this on bing.com/images
The second one could use some punctuation. You're used to reading the first line as a question, but it's not. And the second one needs a dash or something - "congratulations - you only child" or else it reads more like "congratulations, you only child," which is just saying congrats to an only child and makes no sense.