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O E Natalia Volkov du Saturday at 11:47 PM -Q At work today I overheard a guy casually mention future babies to his gf and she audibly snorted some of her drink out her nose and goes, "A baby? The fuck's a baby? Ain't that one a them alien potato shits that turn into people?" Then she notices me trying not to lose it laughing on the other side of the bar and yells, "GIIIIRL YOU HEAR THIS SHIT? THIS BOY WANNA BABY. IN THIS ECONOMY?? C'mere and help me, we gon tell him 'bout dogs." It's been hours and I'm still dying ¿> Gs) - iFunny
Amygdalan-arm shout out to my fellow sexy bitches with adhd who use way more words than they really need to literally any time they write or type anything because their point has to come across 100% like they imagined it slimeonline is this post an example Source: amygdalan-arm - iFunny
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Enjoy A Lazy Caturday With Fresh Cat Memes
Enjoy A Lazy Caturday With Fresh Cat Memes - I Can Has Cheezburger?