David Smith

David Smith

Manchester, UK / Full-time SEO & Link Builder in Manchester, UK. Also do freelance SEO, PPC, Link Building and WordPress Web Design.
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"I'm fed up of telling them, 'No Pickles' and 'No Ketchup' so I'll shove my smelly foot in their face and see if they get the message next time...

"I'm fed up of telling them, 'No Pickles' and 'No Ketchup' so I'll shove my smelly foot in their face and see if they get the message next time...

Robber #1 "Dude, lets go rob the liquor store".  Robber #2 "We ain't got no masks!"  Robber #1 "Dude, we don't need no mask, I got us some marker pens..."

Robber #1 "Dude, lets go rob the liquor store". Robber #2 "We ain't got no masks!" Robber #1 "Dude, we don't need no mask, I got us some marker pens..."

Dell's latest effort to compete with the Apple iPod might not be as portable as they would have liked...

Dell's latest effort to compete with the Apple iPod might not be as portable as they would have liked...

Kimberley Vlaminck, an 18 year old Belgian girl claims she only asked for 3 tiny stars on her face but fell asleep whilst being tattooed and awoke to find her face tattooed with 56 stars.  She's suing tattoo Belgian tatoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz for the tattoos.

Kimberley Vlaminck, an 18 year old Belgian girl claims she only asked for 3 tiny stars on her face but fell asleep whilst being tattooed and awoke to find her face tattooed with 56 stars. She's suing tattoo Belgian tatoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz for the tattoos.

Rouslan Toumaniantz, a Belgian tattooist is being sued for tattooing 18 year old Kimberley Vlaminck's face with 56 tiny stars, claiming she only asked for 3...    Now lets face it, if you go into a tattoo parlour and the guy looks like this. Alarm bells should be ringing surely...?

Rouslan Toumaniantz, a Belgian tattooist is being sued for tattooing 18 year old Kimberley Vlaminck's face with 56 tiny stars, claiming she only asked for 3... Now lets face it, if you go into a tattoo parlour and the guy looks like this. Alarm bells should be ringing surely...?

WTF? Not contempt with looking weird with shaved eye brows, she decides to have her favourite R'n'B star's name tattooed on her forehead.

WTF? Not contempt with looking weird with shaved eye brows, she decides to have her favourite R'n'B star's name tattooed on her forehead.

Oregonian Lance McKenzie, 49, served a 60-day sentence for assault. It is unclear whether "Lick Me" on his forehead is a real tattoo or written with marker pen. For his sake, let's hope it's the latter.

Oregonian Lance McKenzie, 49, served a 60-day sentence for assault. It is unclear whether "Lick Me" on his forehead is a real tattoo or written with marker pen. For his sake, let's hope it's the latter.

Iowa's David Jonathan Winkelman, 48, was arrested on a warrant for failing to appear in court. He went to a tattoo parlour after a KORB radio station disc jockey offered listeners a six-figure payout if they tattooed the FM station’s call letters and logo on his forehead - "93 Rock” and “Quad City Rocker." Ouch!

Iowa's David Jonathan Winkelman, 48, was arrested on a warrant for failing to appear in court. He went to a tattoo parlour after a KORB radio station disc jockey offered listeners a six-figure payout if they tattooed the FM station’s call letters and logo on his forehead - "93 Rock” and “Quad City Rocker." Ouch!

"Jenius" Jerome Smith, 27, evidently didn't have time to spellcheck before seeing the tattooist. Along with his questionable “Jenius” ink, Smith has “Omerta” tattooed on his throat. The Italian word’s common definition refers to the Mafia’s code of silence.

"Jenius" Jerome Smith, 27, evidently didn't have time to spellcheck before seeing the tattooist. Along with his questionable “Jenius” ink, Smith has “Omerta” tattooed on his throat. The Italian word’s common definition refers to the Mafia’s code of silence.