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Carefully curated nerd dump for the very specific palate Pt. 2: The Meme Strikes Back
Padawans are not allowed to door slice.
Padawans are not allowed to door slice. : FallenOrder <-- The empire installed cortosis doors. <-- Yeah that’s what I tell myself <-- Or phirk or beskar <-- They'd have a better shot melting it and turning it into bullets... <-- Guess there's just a universe full of cortosis these days <-- Also let's talk about those wooden gates on Dathomir a sec. <-- Probably made of Dathomir Nightsister Magic, and can survive anything short of the Death Star. ;)
THERE ARE RULES NEED TO FOLLOW NOW, I'M SORRY CANT HELP YOU THEY HAVE THE CHILD - iFunny
Found on iFunny
Another tidbit of Mando lore; Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as "fun lightsaber practice' uring the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is "A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedis face "Parry this you filthy casual" - iFunny :)
Another tidbit of Mando lore; Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as fun lightsaber practice uring the Mando-Jedi wars they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet what happens is A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedis face Parry this you filthy casual iFunny :)
Same thing with rebels :(
Same thing with rebels :( - starwarsmemes
When you are going home and the new security guard ask for your ID. - Funny
Why do I feel like this would be me if I had kids?