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Queen Coffin Queue: Britons Sure Love Their Queues - Daily Squib
LONDON - England - There are now two massive queues to join the final massive queue to see the Queen's coffin.
Obama Objects to Migrants in His Martha's Vineyard Backyard - Daily Squib
MARTHA'S VINEYARD - USA - Not in my backyard, Obama and fellow champagne socialist residents deplore the shipping in of thousands of migrants.
Joy as Biden Approval Rating Finally Rises - Daily Squib
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Coming up to the Midterms in November there was joy amongst Democrats as Joe Biden's approval ratings have shown a rise.
Anti-monarchists and Republicans Should Be Allowed to Protest Freely - Daily Squib
EDINBURGH - Scotland - Despite the Queen's recent death, anti-monarchists should be allowed to protest without the fear of arrest.
If it Was Not Posted On Social Networks Did it Actually Ever Happen? - Daily Squib
LONDON - England - If you did not post the latest event in your life on social networks, did it ever happen?
New "Trans-Hulk: High School Janitor" Series Hits Screens in December - Daily Squib
LOS ANGELES - USA - Trans-Hulk is the latest Marvel creation to rival She-Hulk and The Hulk.
King Charles III Orders All Leaky Fountain Pens to Be Decapitated - Daily Squib
NORTHERN IRELAND - King Charles had a blot of ink rage the other day. It gave him the opportunity to order his first decree.
Interview With the Rock Star of All Satire - Daily Squib
LONDON - England - Daily Squib editor Aur Esenbel was interviewed by broadcaster Sonia Poulton.
Facebook to Unjustly Delete Daily Squib Account - Daily Squib
LONDON - England - Facebook has contacted us today to say they will unjustly delete our profile page for no valid reason.
King Charlie Has to Clean Out Bloated Royal Family Say Experts - Daily Squib
WINDSOR - England - Newly appointed King Charles III will soon start cleaning out a bloated Royal family, streamlining it for the 21st Century.
Nasty Woke Publications Celebrate Death of the Queen - Daily Squib
NEW YORK - USA - Columnists for woke US publications were celebrated for wishing the Queen 'an excruciating death'.
Queen Elizabeth II's Duty to Great Britain Unmatched - Daily Squib
BALMORAL - Scotland - Our staff's thoughts are firmly with the Queen and the royal family as she died peacefully today.
Eco-insanity: How the Frack Will Truss Get Britain Fracking With All the Opposition? - Daily Squib
LONDON - England - With vast gas reserves underground, Liz Truss has opened the fracking floodgates.
Royal Experts: Why the Germans Are Rolling Red Carpet Out For Harry and Meghan - Daily Squib
DUSSELDORF - Germany - The Germans have been rolling out the red carpet and private jets for Harry and Meghan, but why the sycophantic display?
Cost of Living Crisis: Selling Your Kidney For the Weekly Shop - Daily Squib
LONDON - England - Some people have resorted to selling their kidneys and other internal organs just to pay for the weekly shopping.