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Funny Whispers

Funny confessions, thoughts and quotes found on Whisper
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People: "This party was great. You should've been here" Me: You didn't invite me. My life in a nutshell.

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Me: Do you like bagels? Crush: Yeah why? Me: Cause you're bae goals…

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To those who say cursing is due to a limited vocabulary. You're an audacious…

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It's ok to be ugly because in the Aztec culture the beautiful ones were thrown into a volcano as a sacrifice to the gods

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*thinks mean thing* *thinks a nice thing in case people can read minds*

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When you have to remind yourself that murder is illegal.

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I was innocent then I found the internet...😐

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The worst sentence in history for an introvert "Tell me alittle about yourself"

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Just ordered a pizza and the guy asked for my security card number. I said 666 There was a pause then I heard him whisper. "Guys Satan is trying to order a pizza, what do i do?"

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Me: *3D prints a girlfriend* Hey baby 3D Girlfriend: *3D prints boyfriend* I have a boyfriend

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